Let's start with the movie Thor. Not because it's the best movie of all time, but simply because I just saw its sequel (and preferred it, although we'll save that for another time).
Plot: Thor is a god-like being from the realm of Asgard. It's a really nice neighborhood run by his dad. Thor basically kicks too much Frost Giant (pretty much what it sounds like) ass with his hammer and red cape, so his father turns him into Chris Hemsworth and banishes him to Earth. While Thor's busy getting hit by cars in New Mexico, his dick of a brother (adopted) Loki creates family drama and takes over Asgard.
Meanwhile, nothing exciting really happens as Thor Hemsworth sucks at being a human and Natalie Portman does science stuff. Finally, Loki sends a giant robot with a lantern for a head after Thor. By this time, I really don't care if this angry tin man destroys a tiny city in the desert or not. Then it's time for some sibling rivalry.
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| One of these guys attacks Thor. The other attacks the X-Men in a cartoon. I forget which one is which. |
Do they drink beer in this movie?
Of course. Scientists and sons of Odin love beer.
Final Beer Score (Out of five beers):
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